Someone who is bisexual, but indecisive as to which team they bat for. Dithering between homo and hetero sexuality.
A lesbian who is only short and therefore only constitutes half a person
'Nat you're such a half-dyke'
'She can never decide which side of the cookie she likes, what a half dyke'
'Is that allowed, wait, that's a grown woman. What a half dyke'
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'