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hairy watermelon 

A insane sex act between two consenting adults! The hairy watermelon is as erotic as Dolphins PSI, Cat Barbs and Dungeons and Dragons.

You haven't lived till you've experienced a hairy watermelon!
I can't believe I walked in on them doing the hairy watermelon!!

Just because I went out with you doesn't mean there is going to be any hairy watermelon tonight!!
hairy watermelon by MarySanderson August 31, 2018
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Watermelon hair 

When you have dark green hair with lighter green streaks.
Someone: Wow! Look at that girl, she has watermelon hair! I wonder how it got that way...
Watermelon hair by Watermelon Girl December 5, 2007