hairy callous Share definition Flag A gal who looks like she should be a dainty palm but is way too independent for her own good. Usually a lesbian. "That girl is so hot, man!" "Don't even, dude, she is such a hairy callous." hairy callous by 'dork October 10, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the hairy callous mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch