hair ten

When your hair looks absolutely terrible and you can't do anything about it. Anything you do to it just makes it look worse.
Can be exaggerated to make even worse by adding on another number higher than ten.
This phrase was inspired by year 11s from Leventhorpe school.

"Oh my god i've got such bad hair ten today"

by Robert Lewis March 18, 2005

Hairtender

A female native of Western Pennsylvania. Her sole purpose in life is get married to a successful man. In the meantime she fills her days working at a hole in the wall bar and doing perms in her moms basement.

I’ve been trying to meet a woman with ambition, but all I can find are hairtenders.

by Gorgeous George Clooney May 17, 2021