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Hair Rape 

When someone play with or touches your hair without your consent.
Me: Mom! Stop playing with my hair!!!! You just hair raped me!
Hair Rape by RapperChick January 16, 2013

hair rape 

The act of gaining some sort of element of surprise, and then unexpectly messing up a person's hair with one's hands.
Joe: I hair raped James the other day!
Dan: Dude, I hope you didnt get gel on your hands!
hair rape by Jamesy1234 October 27, 2007

hair rape 

pleasuring someone with the ends or tips of ones hair on their neck and/or jaw line.
Me: Rape me Nick!!!
Nick: fiiinneee...
*hair rapes*
hair rape by elloLA December 23, 2009

Hair Rape 

Forcibly cutting someone's hair without their consent.
"I'm gonna hair rape you!"
"Do it and I will kill you.. I will literally kill you."
Hair Rape by gabrielVI September 7, 2013

Hair Cut Rape 

When the first cut of a hair cut is so short you have no choice but to submit to a bad hair cut.
I just wanted a few inches off the top but before I knew it I got hair cut raped, now I have to wear a hat for a week.
Hair Cut Rape by hypefish July 28, 2010

Hair raped 

When the lady at Great clips or any other salon or stylist sneeks up behind u and shaves off your hair even after ur protest
Dan: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH what the fuck happened to your hair man. it looks like u took a fucking lawnmower to it
Tim: i wish man, the lady at great clips hair raped me
Hair raped by Livingliberal March 6, 2009