One who is walking in an office work environment and is stopped by a co-worker who asks a quick question that takes 20 minutes to answer.
"Bob from accounting" is going to a meeting and his co-worker approaches him with a question and holds him hostage until he is satisfied with the answer "Bob from accounting" was Halljacked. When "Bob from accounting" is asked why he was late, he responses with, "I was Halljacked".
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.