haiku poo

Haiku poo, or Haiku o shinagara haiku(Haiku while you poop), is an ancient form of haiku used to pass the time while in the bathroom, meditating on the physical release from within. A three-line poem with 17 syllables, put together in a 5–7–5 pattern, it is usually said in one breath, which may be very helpful depending on type of poop or length of time in the bathroom.

A haiku poo from Sumida Manobutt....

ここで私は座って呼吸する
ヒトデは水に向かって話す
私は終わってフラッシュする

Koko de watashi wa suwatte kokyū suru

Hitode wa mizu ni mukatte hanasu

Watashi wa owatte furasshu suru

Here I sit and breathe
Starfish speaks to the water
I finish and flush

by Zachariah Langley 13 May 4, 2018

poo haiku

Poems, messages, etc. written in rest room stalls

Here I sit broken hearted,
Sat right down and only farted.

This is a tee-pee
For you to pee-pee.
Not a wig-wam
To beat your tom-tom.

Man's life ambition must be small
To write a message on a shithouse wall.

Some of the poo haiku masterpieces of Thomas Crapper...or George Michael...

by La Petomaine July 7, 2008