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So you want the low-down on H.A.F? Well. they're basically just a bunch of kids who waddle around Cumberland, causing shenanigans. H.A.F stands for HIGH AS FUCK. All they do in their spare time is smoke weed, or find out a way to get money to buy some more. They're a bunch of loser wannabees.
Hey you there! YEA you! the one with his pants pulled down to his knees! That sign says no walking on the grass, ohhh you hooligans! ooo that must be H.a.F!

hey we need to buy some more bud. You got bud? we need bud! Hey you got money for bud? I wish I had some bud.

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H.A.F by H.a.f is gay. November 3, 2009
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That burger makes me H.A.F
H.A.F by lil' bitchzzz June 8, 2011
Man, Hannah is such a smokeshow. Why is she together with such a h.a.f?
h.a.f by dr mantis toboggan MD November 20, 2010
Hipster As Fuck (HAF) - Used to describe something that has tipped the hipster scale.
"Yo my sister just got a job at Shinola in Detroit"
"Dude that's H.A.F."
H.A.F. by wtfzlol May 29, 2018
Hating ass female.

Go fuck yourself if you bring down girls for looking hot.
Why are you being a H.A.F. ?
H.A.F. by ihaveafatasslol October 11, 2020

H.A.F.U.S 

jess wrote to the ugly boy in her 6th grade class H.A.F.U.S!!!!
H.A.F.U.S by jennifer134332_dfgh January 14, 2009

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