gutted to fuck

Gutted - Bitterly disappointed or upset.
Gutted To Fuck - Even more bitterly disappointed or upset than just simply being gutted / Gutted x10

Tim spilled his tea all down his leg and dropped his spliff in it, he was gutted to fuck!

by Asmo_ March 17, 2015

Gutful of Fuck

A term used when you contribute nothing of use to a conversation or game.

Luke knew he had no chance in the game of bullshit...so he threw in a gutful of fuck and hoped for the best!

by Spartacusallen July 02, 2012

Gut Fuck

When a man or woman let's someone ferociously fornicate with their colonoscopy bag hole. In turn, literally fucking their guts out.

-"Hey Greg how much for a gut fuck?"

"Oh fuck, uhm..... $300?"

-"Alright sounds good to me"

"Try to stay away from my liver"

-"I can't control it once it's in, it does what it wants...."

by FomeDe January 11, 2012

Gut Fucked

Normally shortened to GF'ed

the feeling you have when you have eaten too much... way past bloated

The feeling you have when you feel like a Beached Whale and then had just a bit more to eat.

Very common phrase after Christmas Lunch or after too much Thanksgiving turkey

Dude, I can't eat anything else I'm Gut Fucked

or when your parents/kids are around

I can't eat anything else I'm GF'ed

by The original orgs September 19, 2010

gut fuck

to fuck a female so hard and long that in essences you are fuckin thir guts but can only be dun with a above average dick!

jack fuck jill so hard he gut fucked her in to orgasmic tremors of pain as his dick gut fucks her!

by wickedjuggalonate April 28, 2009

Gut Fuck

To shoot or stab in the guts especially in a way that is messy or resembles sexual intercourse.

1. Dude! I just slipped my knife into this dudes' guts then slid it in and out slowly until he was totally gut fucked.

2. The farmer gut fucked his prize cow, with a shotgun, at point blank range.

by Anonymous Vomitus November 25, 2009

Tit Gut Fuck

When a chick has a big potbelly and you cannot get to her tits for a titty fuck, you stick your dick between her gut and her tits for a fuck

Lauren's belly is so fat that her husband must give her a tit gut fuck instead of a tit fuck!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008