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•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:

The role Eddy Murphy played in the movie "Norbit",
Omg gunav's girl is on onlyfans. He is such a gursahib
gursahib by Gidh March 30, 2020
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Gursahil 

Gursahil Is a tall sexy Indian man who we all love he attracts all the lady’s and we all wanna smash
We should have a foursome with Gursahil
Gursahil by Mercy.. March 16, 2021
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gurshibeast 

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Yes.
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No, I’ll have to check it out!
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gursaiba 

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How did you know?
Idk she just seems like one
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