Gum Machine

When someone has an unusually large gum line. Typically they are attractive at first, but when they smile you are turned off instantly.

guy #1 "Hey check out that chick, she's really cute."

guy #2 "nope, gum machine."

by zayzay September 17, 2008

bubble gum machine

A Highway Patrol Officer, derived from when the siren on a HP car was a single strobe and looked like a bubble gum machine.

Looks like the bubble gum machine done hit the jackpot (He pulled someone over).

by Pork King April 30, 2003

Texas Bubble Gum Machine

A state trooper's car, usually from the Lone Star State. The term became popularized in the film "Smokey and the Bandit."

We just passed a Texas Bubble Gum Machine at 100 Miles Per Hour.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005

Gum ball machine

When you are using anal beads on a girl and you cut the string.

After a little snip snip she totally had to do the gum ball machine!

by Captain Compost June 19, 2010

gum ball machine

When one person bites the other partners right testicle off and as they swallow are repeatedly hit in the throat as a quarter is inserted past their ovaries. They immediately shit the testicle out at 700 feet per second penetrating a recently dug up dead guys rectum.

Example 1

Guy 1,"Nah dog i'm tired from that gum ball machine Laura gave me last night, I don't wanna do shit."

Example 2

Kittens

by super-mega-jesus-god-BITCH-HOE May 16, 2010

filling the gum ball machine

the act of using your tongue to pleasure a males or females inner arse.

Bray: what did you last night with Sally?

Kolt: I was filling the gum ball machine.

by braydy January 24, 2012

Slap-ass gum-ball machine

When a man has a hole in his underwear. You slap his ass pull up his penis and his balls fall through the hole.

The slap-ass gum-ball machine: John sees Spencers underwear has a hole in them . “John slapped his ass, pulled his Willy wiener, and his balls fell out.” I just did the slapp-ass gum-ball machine you. You’re dog water.

by Kentucky kfc January 28, 2022