by cakes June 11, 2003
A sub-normal human usually devoid of the 21st chromosome, which pretend they are playing a proper guitar, by plugging in a lump of plastic & buttons to their wiitard.
Officially this piece of shite is called- Guitar Hero, & is detremental to the art of playing an actual intrument.
Officially this piece of shite is called- Guitar Hero, & is detremental to the art of playing an actual intrument.
Ned; "I wan' play wiv da shiny fing."
Human; "Oh jeez, 'mongo' has risen, tell you what Ned- go play with the traffic. Take the wiitard & guitard with you."
Human; "Oh jeez, 'mongo' has risen, tell you what Ned- go play with the traffic. Take the wiitard & guitard with you."
by A nother October 17, 2008
by John Roumanis May 16, 2006
by Dis Manibus Sacrum August 13, 2024
A band situated in Kitchener, Ontario, consisting of (name censored) on rhythm guitar, Vlad on lead guitar and Luis who thinks he can play drums but actually can't even keep a beat 'cause he's gay and looks at anime crap and wears pants that look like funnels (fhoom). This band has no skill but tries its best. Sadly, they can play songs like "Hey There Delilah" and "Funky Town".
The band is way too fucking good to have a bass or a lead singer, or lyrics to their songs for that matter. They actually jam naked 'cause they think it stimulates the hormones in the sexu....brain. If you are reading this please move your mouse cursor to the top right of your screen and click the red button with the x on it.
The band is way too fucking good to have a bass or a lead singer, or lyrics to their songs for that matter. They actually jam naked 'cause they think it stimulates the hormones in the sexu....brain. If you are reading this please move your mouse cursor to the top right of your screen and click the red button with the x on it.
1. Nerd: Oh my god I went to the band show and saw the Guitards!!!!11one!
2. Vlad: So...let's play a song.
Luis: I'll TRY to keep a rhythm going this time.
(10 minutes of playing)
(name censored): Wow that was pretty good, Guitards.
Vlad: NOOOOOO
(takes his guitar and cuts off Luis' head 'cause he can't play for shit and wears funnels for pants)(fhoom)
2. Vlad: So...let's play a song.
Luis: I'll TRY to keep a rhythm going this time.
(10 minutes of playing)
(name censored): Wow that was pretty good, Guitards.
Vlad: NOOOOOO
(takes his guitar and cuts off Luis' head 'cause he can't play for shit and wears funnels for pants)(fhoom)
by ArkaneDemon June 26, 2008
Of or describing an individual who, despite undying effort, can not seem to improve at guitar playing whatsoever.
"What in the fuck is that God-forsaken, aural-rape sound coming from upstairs?! My fucking ears are bleeding!" "It's darned ol' Marcus and his guitar. Word around town has it he's guitarded."
by Joshualbatross April 12, 2011
The inevitable state attained when a normally skilled guitar player loses said skill after over-imbibing in alcohol and/or other narcotics, and can no longer play a normally easy song or riff.
Note: normally this is used only by the guitar player him/herself, as those in the vicinity are likely also too inebriated to notice the guitardedness.
Note: normally this is used only by the guitar player him/herself, as those in the vicinity are likely also too inebriated to notice the guitardedness.
by Kdott December 06, 2006