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guilty dick 

Psychological Impotence caused by the guilt felt when cheating on your girl, affecting sex with the new girl or the one cheated on.
"Man, I took my girl Leticia's sister home last night, and when she told me she wanted to fuck, I got the guilty dick and couldn't get it up."
guilty dick by Duke3478 October 2, 2009
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Guilty Dick 

When a guy is unable to get an erection because he has yet to form an emotional connection with the female in question.
I have a guilty dick! I couldn't get it to stand because I felt like I didn't know her at all. I can't screw a stranger.
Guilty Dick by mxyb June 19, 2019

guilty dick 

The syndrome you have after fucking a new chick that you think might be dirty.

You start thinking you've caught something but most of the time it's nothing at all.
Guy 1: Man that bitch I fucked from the club was bangin, but I think I caught somethin...

Guy 2: Homey that's the guilty dick talkin. You're probably alright.
guilty dick by bouta 1 January 12, 2007

Guilt dick 

When a guy can't get all the way hard because he subconsciously feels guilty because he shouldn't be doing it (Example- The girl is too drunk , has feelings for him when he doesn't, Or is in a relationship)
I promised her it would be worth it but once I got there I just had that guilt dick .
Guilt dick by Anothaone December 9, 2016

guilt dick 

Anytime when you feel guilty and can't get an erection because you feel like such a dick
I was going to give this super fine bitch the dick earlier today but I felt like such an asshole for running her cat over with my car last night I couldn't get it up

Dude you had some guilt dick you gotta come clean
guilt dick by The Dick Avenger March 14, 2015
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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“No way, is that cake?”
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friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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