guilty dick

Psychological Impotence caused by the guilt felt when cheating on your girl, affecting sex with the new girl or the one cheated on.

"Man, I took my girl Leticia's sister home last night, and when she told me she wanted to fuck, I got the guilty dick and couldn't get it up."

guilty dick by Duke3478 October 2, 2009

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Guilty Dick

When a guy is unable to get an erection because he has yet to form an emotional connection with the female in question.

I have a guilty dick! I couldn't get it to stand because I felt like I didn't know her at all. I can't screw a stranger.

Guilty Dick by mxyb June 19, 2019

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guilty dick

The syndrome you have after fucking a new chick that you think might be dirty.

You start thinking you've caught something but most of the time it's nothing at all.

Guy 1: Man that bitch I fucked from the club was bangin, but I think I caught somethin...

Guy 2: Homey that's the guilty dick talkin. You're probably alright.

guilty dick by bouta 1 January 12, 2007

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Guilt dick

When a guy can't get all the way hard because he subconsciously feels guilty because he shouldn't be doing it (Example- The girl is too drunk , has feelings for him when he doesn't, Or is in a relationship)

I promised her it would be worth it but once I got there I just had that guilt dick .

Guilt dick by Anothaone December 9, 2016

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guilt dick

Anytime when you feel guilty and can't get an erection because you feel like such a dick

I was going to give this super fine bitch the dick earlier today but I felt like such an asshole for running her cat over with my car last night I couldn't get it up

Dude you had some guilt dick you gotta come clean

guilt dick by The Dick Avenger March 14, 2015

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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