Guff

A term in Scotland used to describe a person from England.

That Guff cunts got a big mouth.

by Richard Head146 June 2, 2019

Guff

The fluffiest thing to ever live, likes long walks on the beach, drums, and princess castles

Guff is a really cool skin

by Gufflover26 May 27, 2021

"no guff"

means.... "no shit dick tracy... are you a loser not to know that"

one: madonna is a whore
two: yeah... "no guff".

by oneleggedracer April 4, 2006

Guffness

Used to describe something very impressive, delicious, great, smart or anything you really like.

When something is even better than Guff then it has lots of Guffness.

Or the Auzzie Boys Gang.

Your brain is full of Guffness today. (That is a very Guff idea)

Thankyou for this meal, Guff, Guffness.

When you see a hot chick you say "Guffness".

by ChuffedTony September 20, 2006

guffs

guffs means all stuck up and speaks like they own the joint, they think they all that

fucking english guffs, bunch of guffs

by Greg Shearer---common scotland! December 26, 2003

Guff

The act of giving head

She guffs for free.

I'm guffing someone today.

by Dict.Tape November 28, 2017

Guff

A word to describe people who can’t close their legs. Always posting slaggy pics n sliding into boys dms 24/7.

That’s such a guff photo.
Ew she’s such a guff.

by YourAverageEssexGals May 21, 2019