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Guano Loco 

Batshit Insane.

Crazy, in fact probably totally insane.

Acting in the manner of Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's sofa or Joaquin Phoenix on the Letterman show.

Hearing voices and imagining things that haven't happened or people saying things that they haven't.

Possibly caused by some recent trauma, however more than likely always present just brought to the surface in times of high emotion.
Person 1: "What's up with that girl talking to herself?"
Person 2: "She's been totally Guano Loco since her boyfriend moved to Greece and dumped her ass"
Guano Loco by Bush Girl September 4, 2009
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guano loco 

almost all politicians are guano loco
guano loco by J.Richard January 7, 2008

guano loco 

Neil Halelamien is guano loco, man!
guano loco by tagonist July 16, 2009

Guanoloco 

Using Spanglish to be politically correct when there is crazy ass shit going on all around you that blows your fucking mind.
Drinking a stranger’s tequila and then sharing their toilet to puke in with your underage Latino brother, while your 5 children throw gumballs in their fish tank is guanoloco.

Crashing a BBQ at your ex-boyfriend’s brother’s house then telling your 4-year old to piss in the bushes and pretend he is camping is guanoloco.
Guanoloco by astipup May 5, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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