a cold unfeeling guy who has permanently disconnected his dick from his emotions. He engages in an endless round of mechanical , joyless , sexual encounters , with ever diminishing returns; in a doomed quest to recapture the excitement and freshness of his first experiences.

The Guyborg model discharges a lot of energy, and is liable to rundown quickly. But can be powered-up by plugging into any old socket.

damn! dat man is not human. the wayz he treated her. he cant have a heart. cold. cold. machine not a man. hes a guyborg. and does he feel any guilt? what do u think! she need to show his sorryass the door!!!,

Guyborg by Dinosaur.bone December 29, 2009

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Gudbergur

Gudbergur is your icelandic blond hypocrit who likes fallen patatoes and sucks on roosters 5 times a year. he loves to touch ducks and fart on peoples carrots

Look Gudbergur is sucking ducks,
WHAT A STUPID ASS MAN

Gudbergur by FART HAM March 28, 2020

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Guðbergur

A discord moderator, kitten and slave owner all in one baby! Get your Guðbergur for sale only today!! Slightly tall normal sized preteen with light coloured hair, blue eyes and vague eyeliner, cannot breathe properly due to intense gawkgawk3000 skills abused at a very young age.
Will pee

“Catch that fucking Guðbergur, it escaped!! I need it alive!!!!”

Guðbergur by Optimus Prime January 30, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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