Grundlitis

The inflammation of the grundle.(The palce between the testicals and asshole)

"My gouch really itches, I think I might have grundlitis."

by Treble June 16, 2003

grundlevision

The camera angle in pornography that shows a full view of the penetrator's anus, scrotum and perineum. Can also be used to describe the scene viewed by a non-participating partner in a threesome, or by walking in from an unfortunate angle on a couple in mid-coitus.

Right after I finished, the porno went full grundlevision. I think I'm gay now.

I went to get more champagne and when I came back, they were going at it. Took me almost a week to forget the grundlevision.

by Project Hellraiser December 14, 2009

grundlatio

a felatio for your grundle

i was with my girlfriend last night and she just totally gave me a grundlatio out of the blue

by mrwhite1 January 23, 2009

Grundleitis

A genetic condition where an individual is born without a grundle, thus their anus and scrotum/vagina touch each other.

Person 1. "I heard Tyler has grundleitis."

Person 2. "What???"

Person 1. "He was born without a grundle."

by WowDad August 5, 2011

grundelitis

a debilitating and humiliating chronic illness which inflames the area known as the grundle...characterized by inflammation and pus-like discharge which is known to smell of a turd covered in burnt hair

when i sit, i sit in a tractor inner-tube due to my grundelitis...

by miles long May 30, 2005

Vaginal Granulitis

1. Being irritated or easily irritable.
2. Sand in the pussy.
3. "Sandy Cooch" or "Sandy Crotch"

Applies to males and females equally.

"Dude, WTF is Rob's problem?"
"His girl wrecked his car, now he has vaginal granulitis."

"Hey, I noticed Rob is over his vaginal granulitis."
"Yeah, Jane got the car fixed for him and it was like vagisil... Instant relief"

by bear shaver May 31, 2009

grundlitus

Stinging in the grundle region and inner thighs while walking, usally after a heavy case of swamp ass or swamp nuts.

To this day there is no found cure.

John- Why are you walking like that?

Bill- Cuz I got a wicked case of grundlitus.

by SB2K November 7, 2007