grundel 

Grundel is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.

Q: What on earth is a grundel?
A: You know, the chad, the part between balls and arse.

grundel by Chane. January 17, 2021

Hurlingham Grounds

Pretty place in Putney, (Not to be confused with Fulham!) Pretty place cuz there be some EPIC gardening team (and the grounds do a bit too) ;) A team so fab due to the all-time Saint Frannie who will always be remembered because she is such a boss! ;)

Marcin: "Hey man! You know that awesome chika Frannie yeah?"
Edo: "Ofc bruvo who doesn't?! She's leaving the Hurlingham Grounds team! *sniffcrysniff*"

Hurlingham Grounds by BossofTheBoss March 26, 2017

Groundbees 

A game played mainly at a play structure. First the game begins with the person "it" counting to ten. The person "it" has his/her eyes closed while trying to tag the other players. If tagged you are "it". The person "it" can say "groundbees" as many times as they want, if the person it says "groundbees" and you are on the ground you are "it". The person "it" is allowed to go on the play structure and on the ground. The players are allowed to go on both too, but it would be dangerous to go on the ground because the person "it" would say "groundbees" and you would be "it". This game is a game of skill and ninja-ness.

While playing Groundbees I got hurt jumping from the slide to the platform. But, i'm still going to go back and play today because it's so fun.

Groundbees by Qbster April 7, 2009

Groundchele 

Defines the most certainly canon relationship between Glee actress, Lea Michele, and Ground, her ever faithful and doting lover.

Groundchele is definitely endgame. Do you think Lea Michele will be alive forever?

Groundchele by Ground's best friend, air July 22, 2012

grundeller

A person who licks, tickles, or otherwise plays with another person's grundel

That girl is the best grundeller, she started with her tongue and it felt amazing

grundeller by PSK480 December 15, 2008

Caillou gets grounded

Here is how a typical Caillou gets Grounded video goes:

Caillou: I am going to (Insert some kind of random action, such as going to Chuckie Cheese's, or eating cereal).

Caillou does said action, and then his parents, and sometimes Rosie appear.

Caillou's parents: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, Caillou! How dare you (Insert said action)! That's it! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, for (Insert random extremely long number)! Go to your room, right now.

Caillou: (While walking to room)W a a A a a a Aa a a Aa a a a A a!

10 year old: I am going to make a Caillou gets grounded video, because Caillou sucks!

Caillou gets grounded by Mrs. Potato 101 March 24, 2022

Groundskeeper Willie 

Scottish janitor/groundskeeper of Springfield Elementary School, with with thick accent and bushy eyebrows. Famous for tearing his shirt exposing ripped, muscular torso. Lives in a shack on the school grounds, drives a tractor, often insults people he is gpeaking to.

Groundskeeper Willie: Have you got wax in your beester? I cannot fit into that wee vent, you croquet playing mint muncher.
Principal Skinner: Grease yourself up and get in there you... gruff speaking work slacker.
Groundskeeper Willie: Ooooh, good comeback.

Groundskeeper Willie by A.Warm July 1, 2006