Groots

Grey hair roots.

The lady went into the salon to get her Groots done.

Groots by Annie get your bun. December 28, 2015

I am Groot 

the phase you say when you don't know what to say next

Charlie: Who are you voting in the next election?
Me: I am Groot

Sam: Look at all this free food
Me: I am Groot!

I am Groot by mag21 August 17, 2014

Grootmoor 

a school that basically guarantees you either really, really good teachers or really, really bad ones. also has an obnoxious and lowkey toxic obsession with frogs

"you wanna know what the canteen at Grootmoor is called?"
"....canteen?"
"no, better"
"......cafeteria?"
"NO. BETTER"
"JUST TELL ME GODDAMMIT"
"..."
"..."
" f R o G L o U n G E"

Grootmoor by croissantfeet May 26, 2020

Groot 

cute ass motherfucker that saved the guardians of the galaxy that one time and then turned into a cuter motherfucker after he died and danced to “i want you back” by the jackson 5

i am groot

Groot by harambewasalie August 11, 2016

Groats Disease 

Groats Disease was named after its discoverer, Dick Groat. It is actually a fictional disorder discussed in “Curb Your Enthusiasm” Season 2 Episode 5 titled “The Thong“.

Groats disease is marked by hyperactivity like after 5 cups of coffee. kathy has groats.

Groats Disease by mrbomangles February 22, 2011

groomsbride 

A whore

Person 1:What a beautiful wedding
Person 2: yes but what a shame, the poor groomsbride is a whore

groomsbride by Kyoudon February 4, 2014

Silly gootse 

(Pronounced silly goot-see)

When you’re the silliest of all the gootses

Wow Chris you’re the biggest silly gootse I know!

Silly gootse by Emipai2002 February 28, 2019