griots

Sickness which involves intense lower intestinal cramping accompanied by cold sweats followed by explosive diarrhea with excessive flatulence. The condition is short lived.

I called in sick because of a case of the griots.

by midnattsolen December 9, 2012

Guinea Grits

Slur for Polenta.

Hey Mom! What's for dinner?

We're having Polenta and Veggies!

Guinea Grits again... shit

by TastesLikeLemons57 August 20, 2011

Gritsu

A combination of the words Gracie and Jiu jitsu to describe a type of fighting style.

Brad trains in Gracie jiu jitsu, you know... Gritsu.

by Octomomslilcuz December 3, 2010

Gooch grits

Slimey pale substance that lives in ones gooch. Brought about by not bathing.

Sally vomited while giving tbone a bj cause his gooch grits were stanky.

by Big_daddy_jankins January 4, 2021

Kiss My Grits

A nicer way of saying, Kiss My A_s, used in the southern USA. Grits are food and something we eat, not between our toes like one person said. Gritty dirt is between your toes, but not grits. People in the south say "Kiss My Grits" jokingly, not in a mean spirit. And lastly, "Kiss My Grits" is not meant to be anything related to a racial saying. It's just a silly fun southern saying.

Well, you can just "Kiss My Grits!"

by topaz49 June 23, 2013

grintson

The pairing of Rupert Grint and Emma Watson

A:Who's your ship?
B:GRINTSON! OTP!

by Jennyxds October 4, 2011

stirrin ma grits

(verb) -used when talking about the opposite sex making one hot and bothered.
-used for explaining the feeling of being sexually aroused or horny

"Oh yes that male exotic dancer is stirrin ma grits chica"

by stirrinmagrits December 16, 2008