grimbledick 

A penis that as it extends in length while also increasing in girth, forming a reverse conical phallic member.

"Do you think my girlfriend will care that I have a grimbledick?" - Man who no longer has a girlfriend

grimbledick by SugarTitsJones November 8, 2017

grimbledimp 

the grimbliest of dimps

bro is such a silly little grimbledimp

grimbledimp by grabbledabble October 21, 2022

Grumpledickskin 

The troll. Has a very wrinkly winky that can only be smoothed out by special fairy witches

Grumpledickskin craves only the smoothness of the boob

Grumpledickskin by Fuzzbotte July 28, 2022