Jim said that I supported the war in Iraq even though I didn't. He's totally greenwalding me. What an asshole....
by Aaron17583 May 2, 2019
Verb.
Past tense: greenwalded. Past participle: greenwalded.
Definition:
To go out of your way to silence, harm and endanger a weaker person for the "crime" of expressing free thought - by way of grotesquely exploiting power & influence - and then to whine like a hypocritical little bitch when called out by everyone around you for the very same harm you've caused.
Past tense: greenwalded. Past participle: greenwalded.
Definition:
To go out of your way to silence, harm and endanger a weaker person for the "crime" of expressing free thought - by way of grotesquely exploiting power & influence - and then to whine like a hypocritical little bitch when called out by everyone around you for the very same harm you've caused.
Example:
"Hey man, you remember how that rich, well-connected fuckface screamed 'censorship' after he pulled strings and got some lady fired, stalked and threatened just for commenting about feeling excited seeing the president arrive?"
"Yeah, I read about that dickless douchbag. He totally Greenwalded her."
"Hey man, you remember how that rich, well-connected fuckface screamed 'censorship' after he pulled strings and got some lady fired, stalked and threatened just for commenting about feeling excited seeing the president arrive?"
"Yeah, I read about that dickless douchbag. He totally Greenwalded her."
by WSkor77 January 24, 2021
To misrepresent a more intelligent person's superior argument, typically on social media in the form of poorly written material under the guise of journalism.
Jessica now realized her argument was obsolete, there was nothing left for her to do but greenwald her opponent on twitter.
by Fuck SJWs January 2, 2016
by Jessica M Hennessy (peace) November 5, 2007
Building a logical, fact centered case, with biting sarcasm, against someone, usually a politician or member of the media -- who is guilt of hypocrisy, wrongdoing, or incompetence.
A proper Greenwalding is done in such a manner that there is very room left for the accused to logically or factually refute those assertions.
A proper Greenwalding is done in such a manner that there is very room left for the accused to logically or factually refute those assertions.
Greenwalding
It's anything but surprising that President Obama has chosen Elena Kagan to replace John Paul Stevens on the Supreme Court. Nothing is a better fit for this White House than a blank slate, institution-loyal, seemingly principle-free careerist who spent the last 15 months as the Obama administration's lawyer vigorously defending every one of his assertions of extremely broad executive authority. The Obama administration is filled to the brim with exactly such individuals -- as is reflected by its actions and policies -- and this is just one more to add to the pile. The fact that she'll be replacing someone like John Paul Stevens and likely sitting on the Supreme Court for the next three decades or so makes it much more consequential than most, but it is not a departure from the standard Obama approach.
Glenn Greenwald, Salon.com
It's anything but surprising that President Obama has chosen Elena Kagan to replace John Paul Stevens on the Supreme Court. Nothing is a better fit for this White House than a blank slate, institution-loyal, seemingly principle-free careerist who spent the last 15 months as the Obama administration's lawyer vigorously defending every one of his assertions of extremely broad executive authority. The Obama administration is filled to the brim with exactly such individuals -- as is reflected by its actions and policies -- and this is just one more to add to the pile. The fact that she'll be replacing someone like John Paul Stevens and likely sitting on the Supreme Court for the next three decades or so makes it much more consequential than most, but it is not a departure from the standard Obama approach.
Glenn Greenwald, Salon.com
by gary_7vn May 11, 2010
I am convinced that the only other definition on this page was written by the devil himself (Alex Greenwald) because there is no way that anyone could think he is that cool. Now, here is the TRUE definition of Mr. Greenwald!
Alex Greenwald (Gaywald for short) is a indie rock faggot that would do literally anything to be in the spotlight including sucking off a giraffe at a PETA rally to butt fucking Sting for his shitty band to get an opening slot on his tour.
Gaywald's hobbies include trying to be popular, copying whatever music is popular at the time, dating actresses who are more famous than him (then dumping them for the next barely-legal pussy that goes by). His theme song is "Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo.
Alex Greenwald (Gaywald for short) is a indie rock faggot that would do literally anything to be in the spotlight including sucking off a giraffe at a PETA rally to butt fucking Sting for his shitty band to get an opening slot on his tour.
Gaywald's hobbies include trying to be popular, copying whatever music is popular at the time, dating actresses who are more famous than him (then dumping them for the next barely-legal pussy that goes by). His theme song is "Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo.
George: "Yo, homie! Have you heard about that fuckass Alex Greenwald?"
Bobby: "No! I've never heard of him before in my life! Who the fuck is he?"
George: "Oh. he's some sleazebag fucko that likes barely legal girls, especially if they're famous"
Bobby: "You're kidding?"
George: "No joke! He just went through another one this year and now he's dating his pet mongoose"
Bobby: "No! I've never heard of him before in my life! Who the fuck is he?"
George: "Oh. he's some sleazebag fucko that likes barely legal girls, especially if they're famous"
Bobby: "You're kidding?"
George: "No joke! He just went through another one this year and now he's dating his pet mongoose"
by theThingThatOnlyKillsVegans October 20, 2018
Lead singer of Phantom Planet. Also, the best person in the world. He does NOT like to be considered an actor even though he had some minor acting rolls. Vegan and awesome and completely the most gorgeous thing ever. Owns a keyboard that barks and loves all Randies. And Brandy. Screams "HADOUKEN!" at any moment he feels like it.
Person 1:"Alex Greenwald? You mean that ugly guy?"
Person 2:"You need to go die, come back to life, and die again."
Person 3:"I agree. Everyone knows Alex Greenwald is the best person in the world. Shame on you."
Person 2:"You need to go die, come back to life, and die again."
Person 3:"I agree. Everyone knows Alex Greenwald is the best person in the world. Shame on you."
by awesssssssssome January 19, 2009