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green noser 

A person who conspicuously proclaims how environmentally conscious or green they are in order to achieve some measure of notice or status, or to show how much better they are than you.
It does not matter what the specific act of green-ness is, whether or not you support that act. What matters is the tone of the subject (sanctimonious,self aggrandizing).
Green nosers actually do as much harm as good for their cause by associating their behavior with the cause itself.

This does NOT mean that all environmentalists are green nosers, just those that use it as a tool for social leverage.

May also apply to organizations, institutions, and companies. Usually in reference to commercials or some kind of public relations green wash.
Noun: Sure, I'm glad he's into solar power, but does he have to be such a green noser? He just comes off as preachy and condescending.

Verb: Those green nosing jerks made all this fuss about Earth day, then left their biodegradable trash all over the place.
green noser by jwarning April 27, 2009
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green nose 

Mid level HR executive often from Gaelic country esp. Wales
I've got a 6 month review coming up with Verity. That woman is such a green nose.
green nose by gingerchild May 18, 2009

Green Nose 

Someone who dislikes the smell of recreational drugs and often vomits after smelling or consuming them.
Dan: "That joint stinks man."
Pete: "You're such a f***ing green nose man."
Green Nose by Green-Boy September 12, 2019

Greek Nose 

A nose that was broken while falling in the shower. Origins: A Greek kid fell in the shower and we thought it was funny.
"I like your Greek Nose"
"Did you see that kid with that Greek Nose?"
Greek Nose by papashankfoot September 30, 2016

Greek Nose 

The shape of someone's nose when they fall in the shower.
Dude, I saw that you got a Greek Nose! I'm so sorry.
Greek Nose by papashankfoot March 30, 2017
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