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Green gas 

Another word for straight bong smoke, usually very strong and effective
“Dude, I completely greened out last night”.
“Did you have some intense green gas”?
“Idfk i can’t remember anything”
Green gas by Drillers and dealers October 5, 2023

The Green Gas Goblin

The green gas goblin, aka Unvoicedzoo is a deformed fatass that sneaks into peoples attics and farts green gas. He tries to get pay back from everyone that said to him he farts green gas and how he doesn’t shower. Watch out for him, his farts can kill anyone in a second. The only way for him to disappear is if you say, thats not funny
Yo the green gas goblin is back!
What?
LOOK BEHIND YOU
What you mean- A

green gasoline 

Marijuana, esp. when used in order to make a long car ride or monotonous lengthy task more interesting or bearable.
I've only got 1.5 G's left. To get all the way to Dallas, we're gonna need more of that green gasoline.
green gasoline by SnarkyNinja May 20, 2009

greengasm 

The reaction an enviromentally friendly person has when they see/buy/hear about/do something good for planet Earth
They were selling recycled paper half price at WHSmiths; I had a greengasm
greengasm by wallpaperandglue November 26, 2010

greengasm 

The warm and fuzzy feeling one gets after becoming ecologically enlightened; usually induced by listening to a ruddy south-westerner talk about off-the-grid construction, having an Australian permaculturist walking you through a food forest, or watching a Discovery Channel film about nature.

This is usually coupled with a gereric environmental-personal-responsibility lecture on the come-down when given by ecologically inclined scientists, often mistaken for global warming rhetoric by the less educated.
"I just had a greengasm after learning how to build an earthship from Dennis Weaver! It was great until he made me think about global warming..."

"That Audi commercial is like green-rape; I think I had a dirty greengasm after watching it. I have to go shower now."

"Geoff Lawton gave me multiple greengasms. I can't wait to watch that one again!"
greengasm by DeadJack March 20, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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