green af 

Somebody who has weird tendencies or is just on some weird shit; Mainly used in Jax, FL

“She was washing her hair with only water man that’s green af”

green af by JaxMade290 August 19, 2018

What in God's green African jungles?? 

Another way of asking the infamous question, "what on earth?" while recognizing the almighty God's diverse and most eccentric creation, Africa/Africans.

*arrives home early from vacation and find doors off hinges, roughed-up walls, and a trusted friend wearing my clothes.*

"What in God's green African jungles?? ... ???" =:O

"Er, I can explain..."

"Please do."

What in God's green African jungles?? by 0.O September 10, 2013