Greasy Rusty 

A large-headed boy who never cleans his hair. It is so greasy that you can see your reflection in it; a very smart boy with little to no penis.

Student 1: Hey man, did you see that Greasy Rusty?

Student 2: Yea bro-you can see yourself in his hair.

OR

Chick 1: Do you have a date to the dance?

Chick 2: No.

Chick 1: Well you could take him.

Chick 2: No, he's too much of a Greasy Rusty.

Greasy Rusty by yamaha14 March 9, 2009

Rusty f@t greasy and a $l@g 😂 

Freak girl she is the fattest snake who tells on you when she’s jealous she doesn’t care about anyone but herself she also likes to threaten you if she don’t do things how she wants you to do them she is a bf obsesser she will call and text ur bf if she likes then

This girl is Rusty f@t greasy and a $l@g 😂

Rusty f@t greasy and a $l@g 😂 by Bob the cool guy 🫶 June 22, 2022

Rusty Grease Monkey 

The act of having fellatio performed on you whilst sitting in a chair or laying on a surface in which your ass is hanging off the seat and simultaneously taking a creamy “peanut butter-esque” bowel excretion that can be caught in hand by the performer of fellatio, the feces are then used as grease to finish you off with a hot hand jibber and blow your white goblins all over your navel.

“That chick Stacey has major daddy issues, I bet she would give one hell of a rusty grease monkey.”

Rusty Grease Monkey by Trebeks_mustache August 2, 2019