Greasy emo

This person is what gives the emo a bad reputation. There can be attractive and non-dirt bag emo kids, however the greasy emo is currently out numbering the clean emo greatly. In general a greasy emo wears glitter on their eye lids, as well as thick gross eyeliner. The greasy emo also tends to be a tad... fucking massive.

Becca: MMMMM glitter on my eyes, MCR in the ears, and a beer belly the size of a whale hanging over the belt. THATS HOW I ROLL.
Me: You're the definition of "greasy emo" your even on UD now.
Becca: Did you say i was emo?! Thats what I was going for :D *loves it*
Me: *PROJECTILE VOMIT EURYWHERE*

by its_saturn February 16, 2009

Greasemonkey

Cool extension for firefox. Let's you run user scripts, that modify how a web page acts.

I use Greasemonkey in Youtube, I use a script that runs vids in HD automaticly.

by TheChosenBoy February 12, 2009

greasemonkey

Someone who goes in and gets things done. A finisher. A closer. An ace in the hole.

Yo you just paid off that bouncer? Way to take care of business greasemonkey.

by tha h00tman December 8, 2011

greasemo

A dirty old man; A overgreased slice of pizza; An oil changing expert

"Help! This greasemo from the alley tried to grab me!"

"Eww! This slice is a greasemo! Get me a napkin or something!"

"Damn! That car oil was fast! You greasemos are alright!"

by Smart American Male October 24, 2006

Greasemonkey 3 way

- when a husband and wife (or couple) sucks up to, flirts with, or fawns over the local auto mechanic to encourage better customer service, favors or discounts

- any effort utilizing gifts, compliments, or flirting by 2 people to encourage an auto mechanic to provide preferential treatment to them and their cars

the phrase is often combined as a hashtag #greasemonkey3way

My '93 Ford Taurus needed a new transmission. Luckily my wife and I gave the mechanic a greasemonkey 3 way and he was willing to stay late and get it done before our trip to Chicago the next day. He rotated the tires for free, too!

by The Poobah October 25, 2013

Greasemonkey#346

A rather racist, homophobic, sexist, person I’ve ever met on Xbox. If you cross paths with this creature, make sure to cover all holes on your body, as he will stick something in them.

Man #1: “oi that Greasemonkey#346 guy is a real knobhead isn’t he?”

Man #2: “yeah man, he can’t tell a joke from facts, he’s all mixed up”

by gdaymatemxr October 5, 2021