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Graydon
A nice guy with a massive horse cock. He is tall and he dresses like a skater. Acts like a crackhead.
Graydon by Uhhhhegehev December 3, 2021
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Graydon
The best person ever. Enough said.
See that amazing person over there? He's a Graydon. Sure he's not Chuck Norris? Yeah, he's too cool.
Graydon by OneTooFreee August 9, 2012
Grayout Drunk
Not quite as drunk as being Blackout Drunk. You're still capable of making some form of conscious decisions, but whether or not they're wise is to be determined per individual situation. You also remember about 56% of what occurred while under the spell of the mistress "Rum Punch." Regardless, you still walk around like a moron and tend to exist haphazardly.
Kyle showed up for work grayout drunk yesterday. He was on time, and punched in, but then just disappeared for 45 minutes and we found him having a full on heated argument with a storm drain and a mop bucket.
Grayout Drunk by brrt March 6, 2015
Grayhound
grayhound
Term derived from dog racing where the grayhound chases a hare around a race track. A mini skirt that is so short the hem is just an inch from the hair. Worn to good effect by some young ladies.
Graydon
A boy who acts like he is drunk most of the time and is addicted to CSGO. Has no money so he begs his friends to buy him stuff. Still a great friend. Probaly smokes weed in his mom's basement
Graydon by muddygrunt January 30, 2017
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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