gravtard
gravtard by gpbarracuda October 21, 2007
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Gramtarded
Person A: I thout I have to poop.
Person B: *Thought, *Had
Person A: But than I didn't has to.
Person B: *Then, *Have
Person A: Stop I'm just gramdumb ):
Person B: *Gramtarded.
Person B: *Thought, *Had
Person A: But than I didn't has to.
Person B: *Then, *Have
Person A: Stop I'm just gramdumb ):
Person B: *Gramtarded.
Gramtarded by IAmMoreNifty June 22, 2010
Gratardis
"Grah-Tahrd-eS"V-N
Forever and irreparably mentally inept in any sense or fashion comprehensible on so many level the witness will suffer from tsunamic diarrhea and profuse vomiting, seizure and possibly cardiac arrest.
Forever and irreparably mentally inept in any sense or fashion comprehensible on so many level the witness will suffer from tsunamic diarrhea and profuse vomiting, seizure and possibly cardiac arrest.
1. "This place is infested with gratardis."
2. "It's unfortunate that she was or is gratardis, or showing symptoms."
3. "Is gratardis contagious or considered an STD? What are some things I should know before venturing out?"
2. "It's unfortunate that she was or is gratardis, or showing symptoms."
3. "Is gratardis contagious or considered an STD? What are some things I should know before venturing out?"
gramtard
gramtard by happywillo December 13, 2015
gravitard
That dude is such a gravitard, he can't even walk down the street without causing people to trip over his stupidity.
gravitard by schrodingersdick January 15, 2025
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