gravtard

A person who regularly falls, whether spectacularly or not.

Those uneven steps turn everyone into a gravtard.

by gpbarracuda October 21, 2007

Gramtarded

The condition of being retarded when it comes to grammar and/or spelling.

Person A: I thout I have to poop.

Person B: *Thought, *Had

Person A: But than I didn't has to.

Person B: *Then, *Have

Person A: Stop I'm just gramdumb ):

Person B: *Gramtarded.

by IAmMoreNifty June 22, 2010

Gratardis

"Grah-Tahrd-eS"V-N
Forever and irreparably mentally inept in any sense or fashion comprehensible on so many level the witness will suffer from tsunamic diarrhea and profuse vomiting, seizure and possibly cardiac arrest.

1. "This place is infested with gratardis."

2. "It's unfortunate that she was or is gratardis, or showing symptoms."

3. "Is gratardis contagious or considered an STD? What are some things I should know before venturing out?"

by PhDu May 15, 2011

gramtard

Someone who is overly pedantic about using correct English Grammar

Stop being such a gramtard about me putting the apostrophe in the wrong place -get a life won't you

by happywillo December 13, 2015

gavtard

Someone who’s names Gavin and seems to have horrible taste in women which makes them retarded

“Hey there Gavtard”

by SmokeyBear578 April 22, 2024

gravitard

a retard so dense they emit their own gravitational field

That dude is such a gravitard, he can't even walk down the street without causing people to trip over his stupidity.

by schrodingersdick January 15, 2025