grape jelly

greasy hair, love dur love, blink 182 poser, writing on pants, slurred speech, gross, brush it off, ten feet, the nastiest thing ever, get it away, GOD HELP HIM!

omg that person is sooo grape jelly.
ew, god that annoying person should date grape jelly.
YUCK RUB MY GRAPE JELLY!
i can be like grape jelly.
why dont you like me? maybe its your greasy grape jelly hair.

by lovedurlove March 21, 2007

Grape Jelly

Term used to mean "jealous"

Like when something so totally awesome happens to someone else and it makes you feel kinda sad that you aren't a part of such magnificent festivities, then you would feel "grape jelly."

My brother went to Georgia without me and was posting pictures of him kayaking and hiking.

It made me soooo grape jelly.

by SnowWoman93 August 11, 2012

Grape Jelly Cunt

when a woman's cunt area is filled with any type of jelly, jam, or preserves. It is best used as a comeback.

"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom doesn't have a grape jelly cunt"
or
"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom's cunt isn't filled with grape jelly!"

by ashley ellen Smith October 01, 2006

Grape Jelly

Just like tossing salad, but with grape jelly. Where inmates force another lower inmate to lick grape jelly off his asshole

Lick the Grape Jelly of my ass bitch

by xcghjklp-098uyt December 22, 2021

Grape Jelly

Marlene Mikkinion

Marlene Mikkinoin, better known as 'Grape Jelly' in Crismon rivers

by siriuslyyjoking June 21, 2024

Mac and Cheese with Grape Jelly

try it

muhammad: ALLAH TOLD ME TO EAT Mac and Cheese with Grape Jelly EVERY DAY
ALLAHU AKBAR DEATH BE TO FAGS

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024

Grape Jelly Taco

It's when you put grape jelly on you penis and have intercourse with a woman. Then you eat her out.

Joe:Yo man you wanna help me make a grape jelly taco?
Emily:Sure lets go to the store.
Joe:No man not that kind.
Emily:Oh okay ill go to the kitchen.

by xXN0XSK0PEX69X420Xx November 20, 2013