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grape gape 

The name is based off of a cartoon from the past and it was called Grape Ape. He was a huge purple gorilla. Now for the definition. The balloon knot is normally a 'purple-ish' color (grape) and when you pull out of the ass, the sphincter can stay open for a brief period with the approximate girth of the intruder that was recently there (gape). In texting, this can be visualized by: ( O )
During an amazing cornholing with a hooker, I pulled out and took a look at her butt hole and saw a grape gape that seemed to be screaming.
grape gape by jkcii63 September 30, 2009
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grape gape 

when you stretch out you "gape" your ladies ass, stick your "grapes" in there, then screw her while politely asking her to cough or clench her distended anus to massage your testicles. also appilcable to men or animals that understand you.
"hey jim, what did you do last night?"
"You're mom! I have her a grape gape!"
"Dude she's 80!"
grape gape by dhunter May 18, 2010

Gape Grapes 

Gape Grapes are hemorrhoids that fall out of someones gaping butthole when they get penetrated hard enough
"I boned this chick in the a** last night and when I pulled out, gape grapes fell out. I didn't even know she had hemorrhoids."
Gape Grapes by BENJURMIND March 3, 2022

Gummy Gape 

When an gelatinous edible unexpectedly overtakes you and gapes you mentally or gaped your third eye.
Patrick asked his friends for one edible, but instead took three and accidentally but severely gummy gaped himself.
Gummy Gape by Mitchapalooza October 10, 2020

Mouth gape 

The permanent slight opening of the mouth due to being overstretched usually by multiple dicks.
I decided to push the limits of the suck fest by wanting a third dick added to my mouth once that happened I felt my mouth stretch. Oh great, I ended up with mouth gape. Now I can't stop drooling.
Mouth gape by lalaloveless July 28, 2016

Oozing Ape Gape 

When you get anally gaped by a large primate like creature resulting in weeks of uncontrollable anal leakage.
"Man I got a massive case of the oozing ape gape from visiting the zoo last week"
Oozing Ape Gape by Rebmabelak April 28, 2021

Life Gape 

When life is fucking you in the ass at every turn, in small and large ways, in every way it can, you are living the Life Gape.
Just lost my job, my bitch be cheating on me with her boss, I just spilled my beer all over myself.

Fuck bud that’s tough, sounds like you’re living the Life Gape
Life Gape by NSAssman December 23, 2018
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“No way, is that cake?”
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