grannify 

to appear old or appropriate for an old person

Jane endeared herself to Mike's grandma by grannifying herself: she let her boobs sag a little, took up tea drinking instead of her usual Bud Light, and drove her mother's Grand Marquis to the house.

grannify by grcosta August 13, 2010

Grannified

To be changed from new to old.

OMG! Mum that bra is Grannified!

Grannified by James And Nathan February 26, 2005

Grannification

When a normal object or area is subjected to lavander, doily's or an elderly females touch. This can happen with hours or even minutes.

My new elderly tennant moved in today and within a matter of hours the house was subjected to grannification. There were doily's everywhere.

Grannification by Coppertoof October 18, 2012

GranniFanniShmelah

Someone who likes smelling grandma's knickers for the smell of her vagina.

You know me, I'm one of those GranniFanniShmelahs.

GranniFanniShmelah by Amobologowowow January 23, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004