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Grandfriend 

When you are dating someone old enough to be your father/mother/grandfather/grandmother.

- because BOYfriend and GIRLfriend are clearly unsuitable.
"I am hanging out at my grandfriend's house"

"What are you doing today? Accompanying my grandfriend to the social security office"
Grandfriend by JackWest August 13, 2018

Grandfriend 

Your friend’s friend; shorthand for “friend of a friend
“Hey do you have any friends who skateboard?”

“No, not really, but I know a few grandfriends that do”
Grandfriend by Double 2 July 17, 2021

Grandfriend 

A very close friend who is really old
I took my grandfriend to the grocery store to get some food.
Grandfriend by Daizy29 August 5, 2022
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022