Grandfriend

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When you are dating someone old enough to be your father/mother/grandfather/grandmother.

- because BOYfriend and GIRLfriend are clearly unsuitable.

"I am hanging out at my grandfriend's house"

"What are you doing today? Accompanying my grandfriend to the social security office"

Grandfriend by JackWest August 13, 2018

Words you can keep

Grandfriend

Your friend’s friend; shorthand for “friend of a friend”

“Hey do you have any friends who skateboard?”

“No, not really, but I know a few grandfriends that do”

Grandfriend by Double 2 July 17, 2021

Related Words

grand friend • Grabfriend • grandma friend • gang-friend • grandpa friend • Gravy Friends • Grindr fiend

Grandfriend

A very close friend who is really old

I took my grandfriend to the grocery store to get some food.

Grandfriend by Daizy29 August 5, 2022

grand friend

A friend that is equal to or older than your parents

The grand friends had to go home early, they can't hang as long as the rest of us.

grand friend by Uncle Ritzie April 11, 2015

Grabfriend

The first friend you grab when in a new situation and then dump them a week later when you've made better friends.

Whatever happened to Karen?

Oh, Karen was my grabfriend, I got rid of her when I met you guys.

Grabfriend by TheStig1213 December 29, 2010

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026