Government Worker 

An oxymoron.

Man 1: "Betsy just took 12 weeks off from her job!"

Man 2: "She must be a government worker."

Government Worker by PCUTroublemaker February 28, 2013

government worker 

An oxymoron. Government does not work, and no-one in government works for you.

As a government worker he spent his 35 hours a week in the office emailing friends, surfing the net and periodically pretending to be busy by interfering with some innocent citizen's life.

government worker by A civil servant June 23, 2006