gouch chomper 

a man/woman, who loves to chomp people gouches when there not looking.

David nathan: Dude i love the fresh taste of gouch in the morning,
me: dude your such a fucking gouch chomper.

gouch chomper by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005

gouch chomper 

1. One who chomps on hairy gouch.
2. To cut someone's gouch hairs with teeth in a grinding motion.

1. Choney is a cum gusling gouch chomper.
2. I just gouch chomped stacy's huge gumdrop forest.

gouch chomper by dfkldsjfdslkfjdfiujfdf;sdijfd January 6, 2008