got the goods 

physical attributes of a human-

well built, well maintained human with parts that defy all reality. usually the most transitory of states

damn, that bitch has GOT THE GOODS!

i saw this guy at the gym who has GOT THE GOODS!

he HAS to be gay!

got the goods by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

I did the bads and got the goods

When someone who is trying to stop smoking weed during the week, caves and ends up buying an eighth on Tuesday. They feel bad for what they did, but now they have the goods.

When she asked me if I was successful in my goal to stop smoking weed during the week, I simply replied with "I did the bads and got the goods". She already knew.

I did the bads and got the goods by GlazeHer March 24, 2026