Someone who is stupid or has lack of focus.

If you are refereed to as gormless you are so stupid that you are deprived of being called stupid.
By eck that lad's got gorm.
by blarby November 10, 2015
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Somebody with an abnormally large jaw.
"Look at the size of Ben's jaw"
"I know. He's a GORM!!!"
by Ben Harris aka GORM March 19, 2009
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The act of getting so many members of the opposite sex to do things your way, it amazes even yourself. However, you cannot lie to them. Stretching the truth is allowed.
Bob - "I can't believe you got Jennifer, Melissa AND Jody to come over exactly an hour apart. And they actually think you are going to watch a T.V. show."

Eric - "Well I will be watching T.V... among other things ;)"

Bob - "You totally just pulled a Gorm."
*possible high fives*
by GormsMyGorms January 26, 2009
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Gormelys are fat and do nothing, they are also very annoying and copy everything everyone does, they smoke e-cigs to take the pain away and are extremely not funny,If your are called gormely by one of you friends they are telling you that your no longer like and that you should stop being friends with them,
Your starting to be a gormely
by Big boob 696942021 March 28, 2017
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Gormelys are fat, unfunny, annoying, whinny, smoke e-cigs,follow people around and copy everything everyone does
Your starting to be a gormely
by Big boob 696942021 March 28, 2017
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When someone tries too hard and ends up lonely
Yo that kid Jack is such a gorm
by FuckingFatCunt June 24, 2018
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A person who has a high saliva content in the oral region and cannot contain the substance in their mouth with added gormless appearance.
Jake: *dribble*

Ben: has it started raining?

James: no its just jake the dribbly gorm dribbling on you

Jake: (makes gorm face) nom nom nom

Ben: omfg you slag contain your oral juices
by kendowned June 16, 2010
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