gorillas in the mist

1. Fat Greek and Italian woman in a sauna.

2. Fat old gay guys who hunt the saunas looking for fresh meat.
"Dude I just caught Tony's grandmother naked in the sauna"

"Eww gross, howe did it look"

"It was like I was watching Gorillas in the Mist"
by Glenn Griffiths August 23, 2006
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old greek(wog) women in a spa/sauna. any place with a lot of steam. derived from the fact wog woman are hairy beasts
"dont go to fernwood in oakleigh, its gorillas in the mist there."
by Willeee August 20, 2007
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while a nonblack guy is f00kin a girl in a foggy field he busts and runs. then a bunch of black guys run in and take her. obviously they do stuff to her. BUTT STUFF. DOUBLE BUTT STUFF.
zach: so howd u get ridda miranda?
jesse:i set her up with some gorillas in the mist. i think that got the message across.
by kaseykannibal November 11, 2006
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When you are in the bath and you have explosive diarrhoea.

The mist represents the brown mist being expelled from your anus and the gorillas are the nuggets also being expelled from said anus.
Steve: Woah! Last night I had a curry then took a bath. I had gorillas in the mist.
John: Nice Steve... Nice...
by Rondo Sheen February 09, 2011
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When someone takes a particularly stinky dump followed by a steaming hot shower, all with the windows closed and no bathroom fan.
Jacob: “I wouldn’t go in there if I was you...”

Mark: (enters the dense shitty mist that now fills his bathroom) “Jesus Jacob, what is this? Gorillas in the mist? You could have at least opened a window!”
by Ploppapotomus December 03, 2018
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The process of smoking a blunt in the bathroom when the shower is running hot water, the door is toweled, the windows are closed, and the lighting is optional.
Person 1: Gorillas in the mist nigga?
Person 2: Fuck that shit bro, our water bill is already too high!
Person 3: Dude, fuck it, too hot for me...
Person 4: Set that shit up!
Person 1: The shower is already running!
Person 2: Let's just smoke it out here!
Person 1,then all: PUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSYY!
by Sigourney Weaver August 15, 2009
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Taking a shit in someone shower and turning the shower on hot to add a misty effect.
I wanted to do something fucked up to Colin the other night. I almost upperdecked him, but instead decided to leave him a gorilla in the mist.
by Mcgirt June 23, 2008
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