Definitions by Willeee

maria 

a wog(italian or greek) woman. commonly used in melbourne. used in conjuction with mario(wog man).

"hey look at that hairy maria in the kappa gear"

maria by Willeee August 24, 2007

gorillas in the mist 

old greek(wog) women in a spa/sauna. any place with a lot of steam. derived from the fact wog woman are hairy beasts

"dont go to fernwood in oakleigh, its gorillas in the mist there."

gorillas in the mist by Willeee August 24, 2007