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A session of gooning

Anyone up for a goon sesh?

goon sesh by gnbln April 9, 2023

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goon sesh

Intense gooning session, often in the company of other gooners. Goon seshes may last anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 days, respectively on goon intensity.

"Bro I just just unlocked Hu Tao on Genshin. Wanna join my imminent goon sesh?"

"Bro I was gooning so hard last night I popped blood vessel. Who knew a goon sesh could also have jelqing?"

goon sesh by da wong mang July 24, 2023

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Goon Sesh

A sick hangout session with the fellas; often includes some live music, poker, video games, etc

Me and the fellas just had a sweet goon sesh last night!

Goon Sesh by California Golden Bears November 14, 2023

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goon sesh

when you sit in the dark and contemplate reality

robbie came home after having sex with a big tiddy orthodox jew after zach had been sitting in the suite having a fat goon sesh and contemplating the nature of reality.

goon sesh by joshma February 4, 2024

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flicker goon sesh

the act of flicker gooning for an extended amount of time

Yo dude I just had a super long flicker goon sesh.

flicker goon sesh by DIavarium July 2, 2024

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Moral Goon Sesh

An average goon session but you only goon to moral porn

“No JaidenAnimations porn at the moral goon sesh)

Moral Goon Sesh by RaindropsOnSkin November 22, 2024

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Hiroshima Goon Sesh

When you Goon so violently an imprint of the gooners body is soaked into the bed.

Dude I just went in Tony’s room and he had a total Hiroshima goon sesh in there.

Hiroshima Goon Sesh by Huroshimagooner March 22, 2026

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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