A verb, which is the action of masturbating up until the moment of ejaculation, pausing beforehand, and then continuing to masturbate. Rinse and repeat. This is synonymous with edging.
Friend 1: Hey let's goon together!
Friend 2: Are you sure? I haven't decked out my goon cave yet.
Friend 1: No worries bro.
Friend 2: Are you sure? I haven't decked out my goon cave yet.
Friend 1: No worries bro.
by light_fxture October 25, 2023
by Prettybootygirl May 20, 2019
A person who is so stupid they cannot do anything, not even to save their life
some symptoms of being a goon are as followed:
-lack of intellect
-lack of awareness
-having a punchable face
Note: not to be confused with goon which is a low ranking member of a group of syndicate, the context of this term is to be used an an insult for dumb people.
some symptoms of being a goon are as followed:
-lack of intellect
-lack of awareness
-having a punchable face
Note: not to be confused with goon which is a low ranking member of a group of syndicate, the context of this term is to be used an an insult for dumb people.
by Dont tell my school i'm here October 13, 2020
noun: REDACTED
1. A REDACTED; characterized by a green or white glow coming from their eyes. Caused by night vision.
Alternative
Gooning: the actions taken while one is a goon.
1. A REDACTED; characterized by a green or white glow coming from their eyes. Caused by night vision.
Alternative
Gooning: the actions taken while one is a goon.
by Lord Arduous January 21, 2023
Goons are a bunch of uncouth, savage, crass, foul-mouthed, vulgar, immature, racist-epithet-uttering ogres who can't seem to say one sentence or make a single joke without using the worst of the worst profanity (or referring to some body function, bodily fluid, or body part, then giggling like a 10-year-old).
by Tempus Thales September 22, 2022