googlite

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A person who works for, wants to work for, or greatly admires the company or search engine Google.

Mike uses Google for everything, and refuses to use anything else, he is such a googlite.

The room was filled with hundreds of googlites, all waiting to speak with the representatives from Google.

googlite by jmil1080 January 3, 2012

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googliness

Having a distinct quality that makes you suitable for working at Google

Wow, that guy is full of googliness!

googliness by eejit101 November 5, 2013

Related Words

googlite • googlie • googlit • Googlize • googlitis • googlie-eyed • googlizer • Googlate • googlateral damage • Googleite

googlitis

An obsession with Googling, self-Googling, or otherwise using the Google search engine to answer all of life's questions.

Okay, seriously. He's been Googling so much lately that I swear he's got the googlitis. It's truly getting unhealthy, yo.

googlitis by BonnieG April 10, 2006

Googlate

A way of saying "Google Translate". Often used as a verb. One who uses Google Translate to decipher what his/her second language speaking friends are saying, is said be using Googlate.

Example 1
Guy: Dude, how did you know what my Facebook status said? It was in Russian.

Dude: I used Googlate.

Example 2
Girl: Ugh! My friend keeps sending me texts in another language. It pisses me off cause I've told her I don't speak Croatian.

Chick: Just use Googlate. You'll be speaking the language in no time... Or at least understanding it... Kinda.

Googlate by EchoElite26 November 20, 2010

googlateral damage

the damage to a persons reputation incurred by google search results

I changed the spelling of my last name to minimize googlateral damage.

googlateral damage by Paulina Albamar November 20, 2011

googlie-eyed

1. the action of having put googlie-eyes (those little plastic wiggly eyes kids use in art class') on something (or someone)

2. irrationally "falling for" someone and being obvious about it; having a crush on someone and having an udder lack of coy about it

1. Suzy, have the kids googlie-eyed their puppets yet?

2. Don't pretend, we all know you're googlie-eyed about her.
She's googlie-eyed about him and it's beginning to sicken me how much she flirts with him.

googlie-eyed by Dogma Girl February 26, 2010

Googlize

To answer a question using Google.

I will googlize who has the biggest vagina in the world.

Googlize by Bman 3244 August 8, 2018

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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