goofy hand phantom style Share definition Flag When you sit on your nondominant hand until it is numb. Once numb, use it to masterbate. It will feel like a handjob. She wouldn't give me a handjob, so I had to do a goofy hand phantom style on myself goofy hand phantom style by swiggityswag6969 May 20, 2014 Get the goofy hand phantom style mug.