Goofus became wicked due to lack of corporal (of/to the body via Latin loan words) punishment as a kid. Goofus thought that it was okay for him/her to hit others, but that it was a crime for anyone to hit him/her because of Goofus's upbringing, though Goofus would always claim that he/she was hitting back or that it was self-defense no matter what if he/she knew that the right authority figures were watching or listening.
by VinegarDude June 19, 2021
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The kind of boy who does something like steal a bike they're not gonna put back and puts it on tv.
The boy wanted to make his own reality show or something like punk'd, but his version was fucking with local folks. The goofus was trying to make people famous.
by Solid Mantis August 13, 2019
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