A goofus often dedicates every minute of every day to being a gangster or something similar (and usually thinks other people live the same way as them, or wants to be the same thing as them).
He/she spent his/her entire life trying to pull the strings of other people who were were too uptight to be in that life only gangsters knew. He/she was good enough at it, you wouldn't even think he/she was ever a goofus.
by Bubby! September 29, 2013
A crazy term when you're joking around in a banter-fuelled car journey or any other banterous places. Also a goofy rabbit.
by Goofus Rabbit No.4 February 16, 2011
Somebody who puts the same video (or part of the same video) on the news and makes the story about something else, all to try and trick the minds of the viewers who might think they're jedi.
The dumbass will buy this story the news goofus just put on the news, he will believe anything anybody tells him, he's got no common sense.
Goofus became a goofus due to a lack of corporal (to/of the body via Latin loan words) punishment as a kid, and thought that everyone else became (got to become) a goofus as a kid too.
by VinegarDude June 19, 2021