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goof ass 

1. some one who is is bad at everything.

2.somebody that tries to be funny and cool, but are not and can not.

3. Al Gore

4. David Spade
Dakota: Look at Tim over there, he's the goof ass of all goof asses.
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One who tends to make jokes and be frickin silly all the time. This kind of person has a hard time conveying serious messages because people always assume he or she is joking.
Eric: What did you put for number 4 on the geology test?
Mary: Quartz.
Eric: I put the soft blue diamond from Titanic.
Mary: You are such a goofass!!
goofass by Eric Backman June 12, 2007

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026