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gooch monger 

someone who is a gooch whore. One who opens their gooch (A.K.A. grundle) to anyone.
This means this person will show his gooch to anyone
Johnny has been such a gooch monger lately.
gooch monger by Squeeeeek March 16, 2009

Gooch Monger 

Noun

Someone who literally sells gooches. A phrase commonly used to insult someone who deserves more than the common "douche bag" or "asshole"
"Hey Bobby screw you!"
"Bite my ass Jake, you gooch monger."
Gooch Monger by Mohawkakon June 3, 2010

gooch monger 

also a preson who would glady engage in sexual activities with other men involving the use of his gooch.
"what now"(nathen) "why dont you go fuck your fellow gooch monger tyler."(Straight people)
gooch monger by andy!!!!! September 14, 2006

gooch monger 

A guy who likes his gooch being felt and/or licked by other men.
"Nathan's a faggit" said Brock. "Yeah, he's a fuckin' gooch monger" replied Josh.
gooch monger by JuManGiman September 13, 2006

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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