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The popularity of this word stems from The Sopranos, an HBO TV show about the New Jersey mafia. Goo-mah is another way to say "mistress". Since this has been spelt phonetically, you should also expect the word to be spelt "goo-ma". Even though The Sopranos is an show about the Italian New Jersey mob, the word Goo-mah is of Chinese origin, where in the Cantonese dialect it means "auntie".
Where have you been? But of course, you've been humping your "goo-mah" all night! The wife's bad or just boring in bed - that's why we all need a goo-mah to get our rocks off!
goo-mah by LawrenceChan December 14, 2008
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The popularity of this word stems from The Sopranos, an HBO TV show about the New Jersey mafia. Goo-mah is another way to say "mistress". Since this has been spelt phonetically, you should also expect the word to be spelt "goo-ma". Even though The Sopranos is an show about the Italian New Jersey mob, the word Goo-mah is of Chinese origin, where in the Cantonese dialect it means "auntie". In the Soprano's the phrase refers to any one of a mobster's mistresses.
Where have you been? But of course, you've been humping your "goo-mah" all night! The wife's bad or just boring in bed - that's why we all need a goo-mah to get our rocks off!
goo-mah by Lawrence Chan April 3, 2007
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Big Paulie told his wife he was out with the boys, but really he was bangin' his goomah at a hotel.
goomah by Mike De Luna November 13, 2003
Mafia speak for mistress or girl on the side.
A: You going out with your wife?
B: Nah, I thought I'd hit a movie and dinner with my goomah instead.
goomah by Jimmy_Heartcore February 11, 2006
The name of my Dads boat
"I'm going out on Il Goomah"
Goomah by C Coppola May 31, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026