gonch pull

a severe wedgie that results with the victim having a shit stain in his drawers after the fact.

i had to change my underwear after that gonch pull he gave me!

gonch pull by gonch November 4, 2007

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gonch pull

A sharp upward yank on another person's gonchies. Usually painful but entertaining to behold. An especially useful technique in warding off unwanted and raunchy immigrants who like showing chest hair.

Person 1: Dude, i'll give you ten bucks if you give blagloslav a gonch pull.
Person 2: I'll do it for free! Uh, do you have any gloves?

gonch pull by Dexter March 26, 2003

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gotch pull

Pulling someone's underwear up (hard) by the waistband. Similar to wedgie.

Damn, he almost crushed my jublies with that gotch pull.

gotch pull by Jeff the Skid October 12, 2003

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pull a gooch

To leave abruptly in seek of a fresh start. It can be through moving to a new town or blocking everyone on social media

‘oi, old jeff should pull a gooch and leave town!’

pull a gooch by therearenomorenames December 21, 2019

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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